(protagonist of my alleged novel)
1. If tapioca had no lumps, it would be my favorite food. But it does, so I never eat it
2. When I was 16 I made a pact with myself never to wear a light color without good and documented reason and, strangely, I've kept that pact
3. My favorite album is Hunky Dory by David Bowie
4. I actually like the way I look, except my hips and nose
5. I like being pale
6. If I could go back in time, I would be nicer to my mom
7. My mom thinks I want nothing to do with her, but really I don't think I could survive what she went through
8. If I could do anything, I have no idea what I'd do
9. When I first met Harlow, I thought she was a little shallow
10. I think my baseline feeling is neutral with a tinge of sadness, and I'm most comfortable there
11. When I was little I wanted to be a ballerina when I grew up, and I still do
12. If I could turn everything in and start over, I would
13. I still think Harlow is a little shallow
14. Sometimes I wish I were born in a third world country so my problems would be more substantial
15. My favorite scents are lilac and raspberry coffee
16. My dream house has a jacuzzi in every room and a jungle in the conservatory, with live monkeys
17. My favorite board game when I was a kid was Clue, and whenever anyone says mustard, plum or body it reminds me of it
18. When I was little I thought Stranger Danger was a supervillain, not a concept
19. I'm afraid of can openers...something about getting my fingers stuck
20. I like making lists, but I never do
21. I think I could be a good mom
22. I don't dream much, but when I do, it sometimes involves me trying to lock the car door before a strange man who is approaching gets in the passenger seat
23. I suppose that's symbolic
24. I almost always wake up before he gets to the car
25. I think there's something sexy about Stockholm's Syndrome, and Russian accents
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